Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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