hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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