your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
