belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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