And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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