You're so nebulous sometimes
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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