Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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