This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
