I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it was like eating out sand paper
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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