i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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