I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
