There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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