all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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