Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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