im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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