Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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