Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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