it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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