I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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