There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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