your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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