I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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