I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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