nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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