Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
