well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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