So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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