when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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