We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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