Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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