No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
