its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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