I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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