So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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