is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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