Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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