I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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