Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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