marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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