I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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