can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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