I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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