East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he fucked my hip out of place.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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