I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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