Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
