awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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