Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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