god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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