Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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