THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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