He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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