I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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