You work out of a Hotel?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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