I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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