I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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