whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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