well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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